Anal retentive post du jour
As if I don't have enough maladies, I'm also obsessive compuslive.
Before I dare set foot out of the apartment, I:
a. Check the stove several times. (BG also checks the pilot light, to ensure there will be no gas explosions from his living room, killing five and injuring fifty, on that night's local news.)
b. Check under the couch, to make sure that I didn't accidentally kick a smouldering cigarette butt under there.
c. Check each sink a number of times, to make sure there are no leaks or drips, lest we come back to find the apartment under ten feet of water.
I also like lists.
I like lists, especially mine, to be complete.
So whether anyone cares or not, I feel compelled to repeat the following caveat I posted yesterday:
Only some of my posts are listed on the links to the right.
The first three posts I wrote can be found by pressing the April 2005 link.
But when you get there, the link column doesn't tell you about the three earlier posts; just about the ones you already saw on page one. Or maybe it does list the first three links now; I can't keep track; it just keeps changing.
So, for any frustrated artists contemplating sneaking your art into a major New York gallery and surreptiously hanging it there, as one wacky guy recently did, click on April 2005 to read "Alternative Gallery Hell."
For others who also like lists, or want to see what other ideas psychotic people obsess about, click on the link that might or might not be there, or else scroll down from the galleries piece til you reach "Sleazy 'n' Cheesy Topics."
And for AA's and non-AA's alike who have Issues, click or scroll down even further for "AA: Threat or Menace?"
And for anyone who knows about how to fix this little link problem, I first addressed this issue in "Attention, All you COOL and SEXY Techno-Geeks!. But that post has now disappeared into thin cyberspacee.
So Henry, do e-mail me asap. and you will immediately be my new best friend in the whole world.
That's assuming that Henry or anyone anyone else can access this site today--it's Friday the 13th, and loading up or updating this morning has been as slow as the dickens.
And as they say in the fellowship, if you find anything that interests you on this site--or even if you don't--just keep coming back.
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I just realized that you can also enjoy or be revolted by all the posts here if you just click to the top archive link on the right when you're done with the last. It will take you through all the posts logically and anti-chronologically (i.e. latest to oldest).