Shithouse rat

I'm a bipolar writer in the Naked City. I'm not playing with a full deck. I don't have all my dots on the dice. My cheese is sliding off my cracker. I don't have both oars in the water. I'm a bubble off plum. In other words, I'm crazier than a shithouse rat. These are my stories. Comments--short or long, nasty or nice--always welcome!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

This is a test...

To see if Blogger is punishing me.

Not to be paranoid or anything but...could there be something diabolical in the air? (See below).

I can't even republish to add a new link and some code. I'm scared! Help!

Oh--since I added this message deep in my comments section on the previous post, here's a bit of news for anyone who remotely cares:

Satan is back!

And I had nothing to do with it.

He was on vacation.

I guess I'll just wait for those apologies to roll on in now....


At 8:28 PM, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

I, too, had trouble publishing for awhile this AM.
I think there was a problem with Blogger.
I wasn't frightenned, though.
I was excited, instead. I've made a conscious decision to turn all my negative emotional reactions into involuntary erotic sexual reactions.

Now all I need to do is embarass myself...

At 8:48 PM, Blogger elvira black said...


Interesting concept--kind of neo-Freudian.

As for me, though, I dare'st not tread down that path, for the last thing on earth I would want to do is to turn my negative emotional reactions concerning Henry into involuntary erotic sexual reactions. Uggghhhh!!!

Please exuse me for a moment...

OK, sorry. I'm back. I had to go hug the porcelan throne for a minute there.

Now, a stud like Sqiddles, on the other hand--that I could go for in a big way.

At 10:48 PM, Blogger Phuck Yu said...

HaHa! You dumb bitch. You got punk'd...

At 1:45 AM, Blogger ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

Sounds pretty festive indeed, safetinspector! HAHAHA! :-)

Phuck you: go phuck yourself; WTF do people just show up to diss someone?

Elvira: I'm having fucked-up blog publishing right now too, which blows chunks because I have like 2 posts that I want to get on there. Also, I've sent ya a couple of emails. I'm slightly drunk-ish right now, so I hope they don't sound too off base. :-)

At 5:10 AM, Blogger Walker said...

Fucken Blogger........Fucken blogger........Fucken blogger..... ok that enough. It was messing with me all night and I had to do another totally different post for today. I finally got yesterdays post up but man was I pissed last night.
I was mad too.

At 8:31 AM, Blogger Justine said...

OMG! I thought I had it bad, what with not being technologically advanced enough to have Links on my blog. Sounds like everybody is having difficulties. What's the GO?

Safe Inspector - if you could see what was sitting on my lap right now - she looks just like you.
No reference to your negative emotional reactions coping mechanism intended.

At 10:22 AM, Blogger Phuck Yu said...

HaHa! You ramble on like a blathering idiot.

At 10:46 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Phuck yu--

First of all, welcome! I see you hail from Cambodia, and are just getting started on the blogosphere. Well, a hearty hello to you.

Although your name may seem like an insult to some, I am fairly sure it means something totally innocuous in your native land.

Since I do love a good mystery, i checked out your blog. Very nice little start! Glad you are interested in interesting things. I am too--and I think you are the most interesting "thing" I've encountered thus far today--but it's still pretty early.

No matter. I noticed that you're already getting comments to your blog from another Blogger neophyte named Dickhead. However, I do get the feeling that Phuk Yu and Dickhead are very very closely related to each other, though like all siblings, you do seem to enjoy good natured joshing and banter.

I know you must be having trouble with English as a second language, but I hope that you will have some posts of your own to share with all and sundry soon.

Just a little hint--in the blogworld, when we mean ha-ha, we usually say LOL.

But just in closing, I do admire your comments so far (to me and others)--short and to the point rather than the awful blathering you see so often on the internet. But next time if you can, offer me a full meal instead of this little snack of a comment, particularly since your profession is--if memory serves--professional debater or something to that effect--as stated in your profile.

Well, I know you're very busy out there making new friends, so all I can say is, feel free to write again. You rock!

At 10:52 AM, Blogger elvira black said...


LOL--but I do so adore sik phuks myself.

Whew...thanks so and others have been telling me that I'm not the only victim of Blogger hell. In fact, wasn't it you who wrote me that Blogger has finally seen fit to admit that there's something hinky going on with its server? Usually their "known issues/status" session is, like, a week or two old, isn't it?

But shit, for a blogger, not being able to post is as good as cutting off their arms, y'know?

Thanks also for the e-mails--I'll get back to you very soon!

At 10:59 AM, Blogger elvira black said...


Yes, I feel your pain--do I ever! Blogger can be quite a cruel bitch. It's like being addicted to smack and then hitting a dry run. There you are, trembling and sweating, panic-stricken (well, maybe not you, but that was me yesterday.) As with any addiction, pain and pleasure are so often intertwined.

May your Blogger vexations be few and far between (or better yet, nonexistent) from now on. Amen.

At 11:04 AM, Blogger elvira black said...


LOL--ok you set me up for this one.

From what I've heard, Soupy Sales (who used to have a popular kiddy show) had a female guest on one day who was sitting with a cat on her lap.

She said to Soupy: Would you like to pet my pussy?

To which he replied: Sure, but first get the damn cat off your lap!

I heard this from someone else so I don't know if it's true--I do believe in full disclosure...

As my new pal Phuk Yu might say...ha ha ha!

At 11:10 AM, Blogger elvira black said...


Oy vey--didn't mean to diss you there re ha ha ha...I use it too, but somehow in the hands of Phuk Yu I kept imagining one of those dolls with the string you pull that says a few different phrases and then cackles.

So far, I've received two, so I'm not sure how many more (s)he has left in him/her/it.

At 11:30 AM, Blogger Squid Vicious said...

Guess what, Elvi? The plan to get more traffic to Suzie's blog paid dividends. It was part of our plan all along. She and I agreed not to let anyone in on it, but I couldn't resist. Especially after reading your comments where you were talking to yourself. ROTFPMSL!

At 11:42 AM, Blogger Webmiztris said...

well, I'll do my part - I've never visted Squid or Satan, so they won't be getting any traffic from me! what a fucking soap opera!

At 12:02 PM, Blogger elvira black said...


Could it be...dare I hope...oh, be still my heart!

My one true blog love, Squiddles, has returned at long last!

Oh, how I did miss you, my dearest. And who would have known you were such a kind and generous soul as well as being such a witty and wise wonder?

Since I am such a blatant comment whore and site meter addict, I must admit that I, too, appreciated the extra attention I received from your clever little scheme. It's truly a win-win-situation, n'est pas?

And since we're on the subject of just kidding, I know you meant every word of what you said about not caring a whit about comments or hits. That's why your old post where you "pretend" to be pimping for comments by posting your blog roll was so delicious! It's like our own little secret in-joke, isn't it, precious?

So I humbly apologize for thinking an apology was in order from you, Miss "Thing," or Henry for starting that nasty-wasty little rumor about me "breaking" Satan like a favorite toy.

PS--Do you by any chance know this guy Phuk Yu? I hear he's poised to become the next big thing on the internet. I'm trying my best to kiss some butt, but if you could put in a good word for me, I'd appreciate it too.

Til later (I hope), my sweet buncakes....

At 12:05 PM, Blogger elvira black said...


Childish? Yes. Absurd? Certainly. Petty? Without a doubt.

But after all the posts by me and others about Katrina, Dubya, and all the other "real" woes of the world, this little respite is just what the doctor ordered.

I've never had so much fun. Is that so wrong?

At 12:08 PM, Blogger elvira black said...


PS: next time you find yourself ROFPMSL, do what Henry always did--have a box of extra absorbent Depends at the ready, and have one or two strapped on at all times.

But if not, I still love you just the way you are, pissy pants and all...

At 1:39 PM, Blogger Walker said...

Trust me I was sweating. Sweating with fever and I had just went through hell with those pictures only to loose the post after an hour of delleriously trying to write the damn thing and the poof.
Where the fuck did it go and what the fuck does ERROR suppose to be. A sorry its not your fault but fuck you just the same I ate your post.
Its a good thing I write my posts in Word and there is a copy.
Have a nice Day :D

At 3:03 PM, Blogger ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

Phuck Yu has left a rude comment to me on the blog that Storm Trooper and I have. What a dork...and he cannot even spell masturbate correctly. I hate morons. ;-)


At 3:56 PM, Blogger Wendy said...

"sweet buncakes" that is funny. hehehe

At 6:13 PM, Blogger Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

Hi friend,
Thought I would flip over and see how things are going. Firstly, I do believe is having difficulties...late last night and this a.m. I had problems posting and commenting, but then shortly no problem. They must be upgrading as I had read last week their intentions.

As far as yours and my new commentators....hummm wonder what hole they crawled out of? Yes, I rec'd a few visits from Squid, and Fhuck YU..(LOL) Just in case they read this, I normally do not delete messages ever, but I may start bending the rules and considering contacting of their harassment if it continues....I have proof of every post and comment made. Actually I paid extra for monitoring behind my blog within to trace their asses to their front don't fuck with me. Fairly simple to understand I hope....esp for someone that has a small brain and not much sense.

Elvira, loving your quick wit and great personally more and more each day. (smiling) I do apologize for using this comment section as a message board...but it seems they love you and thought perhaps the message may be conveyed a bit quicker here.

What I am puzzeled about is, why Squid would comment twice on my site, when he claims he got a virus from my site but continues to visit?? That to me, makes no sense if he truly believed that.

I left him a message and I do hope he will honor my wishes....I am not playing this stupid game with him and all his count me out! Play with yourself!

Thank Elvira...for letting me babble to ones I could care less about esp after what Squid did to me posting lies and now putting new lies out.
I do not need his traffic or any of his friends....

Sending smiles to you Elvira!

At 3:36 PM, Blogger elvira black said...


I have to admit that Blogger scares the living shit outta me.

I try my best not to incur her wrath, but can be one cruel, capricious bitch.

Since I'm not too web savvy, I try to keep it as simple as I can. If I want to post a picture with my blogpost, I go to Flickr, which is much nicer to me. When I post thru Flickmeister, it ends up on my blog in about a nanosecond, no prob.

At 3:37 PM, Blogger elvira black said...


In retrospect, Phuck Yu seems to have had the life expectancy of a fruit fly. I believe he is dead.

At 3:44 PM, Blogger elvira black said...


You can have that hubby of yours and his sweet buncakes all to yourself--I won't try to steal him away from you--believe me I won't!

At 4:17 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Suzie, my friend,

I, too, was reaching the point where I considered shit-canning my "hard and fast" rule about not deleting comments, because what was being left were not valid comments at all. And that's so cool that you have that extra monitoring software!

After I realized from your site that flaming messages were sometimes later edited or deleted, I backed mine up so at least I had evidence and it didn't wind up looking like I was raving to myself. Raving, yes--but I'm not crazy enough (yet) to converse with just me, myself, and I. And it helps to have evidence when someone contradicts themselves, too.

I'm grateful that at least you were able to get a few laughs out of this sick situation. I think the flamefest has finally come to an end--and none too soon. It wasn't "good clean fun" anymore--esp. when I realized that you are struggling with a deblitating illness. I'm sure that this kind of aggravation is about the last thing on earth you need. (Come to think of it, who does? LOL.. And I've got an illness too that can be aggravated by stress.)

Well, one good thing that did come out of the whole "thing" was that I met a cool new blogpal, and for that I am grateful!


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