Shithouse rat

I'm a bipolar writer in the Naked City. I'm not playing with a full deck. I don't have all my dots on the dice. My cheese is sliding off my cracker. I don't have both oars in the water. I'm a bubble off plum. In other words, I'm crazier than a shithouse rat. These are my stories. Comments--short or long, nasty or nice--always welcome!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Blog pimp or comment ho? You make the call!


the pimp
Originally uploaded by ugglan.
I guess I've been a little of both this week. Oy, I feel so....cheap! But f*ck that noize--it's time to give it up for Denali Flavors, the host of this week's Carnival of the Vanities--a roundup of cool blog posts for the past week.

Along with my very own Confessions of a Comment Whore,you can find links to posts on menstruation; the Arab Hitler; gripy, whiny, pissy people; freeze-dried bull penises; nuclear terror; manipulating your blog traffic (oooh!); and much more. So drop by and share the love!

22 Comments:

At 10:31 AM, Blogger !ce said...

Cool picture. Should I be envious of his outfit or left with the feeling that I would like to date him?

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Nikky Egland said...

That picture made me laugh SO HARD

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger dan said...

Reminds me of my senior pictures from high school. Did you talk to my mom?

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger Walker said...

Now looking at that picture makes me laugh. I can just imagine the pimps dressed like that and trying to keep a low profile. He looks like a Vegas ad on two legs.
I re,e,ber the late 70's and early 80's when I wore some flash clothes but no where near the eye hurting get up he has on.
I woder if people ever looked in the mirror after they got dressed. LOL
Now there is a flip side to that picture to yeah know.
Have you seen how some of the hookers dress like.
PLEASE!!!!!!!
Most look like they escaped from a bad clown circus act and the men who pay for them must be blind.
I worked in a brothel and I tell you no one look flash like that or scary.
Most of the girls dressed in seductive formal clothes and my employer wouldn't be caught dead looking like a pastel dressed pimp.
Now the hat has me laughing the most.
I am sitting here envisioning John Wayne in that cowboy hat LMAO

 
At 1:54 PM, Anonymous Neil said...

You are a whore. That's why we love you so much. Uh, I meant a "comment" whore.

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger Jack's Shack said...

How did you find my picture.

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Ice:

LOL. Dating can be arranged--but I get a cut because I'm the pimp's pimp.

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Nikky:

Hey, what's so funny 'bout my boy? He is one fine looking dude!

 
At 4:15 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Dan:

Was this your senior prom attire? Tres chic!

PS: You mom says you should call more often.

 
At 4:16 PM, Blogger Timothy said...

Hey, E! Thanks so much for your comments and for your links to my blog/stories! You are the best!!! I like you as both a ho and a pimp. As for my blog "Trips," I have another drug story about an over-dose I had when I was 14,"A Magic Carpet Ride With Tonto and The Ranger" Decemder archives, 2004. It is much shorter. Thanks so much!!!!! I read your comments and others commented as well. I see I have some catching up to do, so I will make this short.

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Walker:

You worked in a brothel? In what capacity? Does Lisa know? Have you blogged about this? If not, spill it!

 
At 4:18 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Neil:

If you were my pimp, I would be your best bitch ever, baby! (sigh).

 
At 4:19 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Jack's Shack:

I have my sources. I'm always on the lookout for the baddest playas.

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Timothy:

I'm pimpin' you out, baby! I'll be looking for that OD story and more pix from your trip.

 
At 6:07 PM, Blogger Walker said...

Yes I did and yes she does and yes I blogged about it and its on my side bar

 
At 6:58 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

Walker:

If my Mac could leave skidmarks, you'd see them now. This I gotta read.

 
At 8:15 PM, Blogger jane said...

You, a comment whore? We must share the same bed. :)~~

 
At 5:17 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Jane:

Girl, I thought that was you! Sometimes the shifts overlap...

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger jessie said...

he looks like tom arnold! OMG! too funny!

 
At 5:10 PM, Anonymous kosmar said...

never stop, elv.

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Jessie,

Stuff and nonsense! Everyone knows Tom Arnold was Roseanne's ho, not her pimp.

 
At 1:32 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Kosmar,

This ho ain't retiring any time soon!

Great pix--thanks for visiting!

 

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