With a name like Shithouse rat, it has to be good!
ADVERTISING SLOGAN GENERATOR!!!!
FOLKS, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT this revolutionary little tool. It's so easy to operate, even a child can do it! Here's how it works:
All you do is enter a word or phrase (like your name, the name of your blog, your favorite politician, or anything you like), and the Advertising Slogan Generator will generate incredible ad slogans for you in big bold headlines. Just press the "sloganize" button for a brand new slogan, oven fresh from the generator. Comes out perfect every time!
Created through the wonders of cyberspace technology, the Advertising Slogan Generator has so many uses. In your camper or R.V., it'll keep the kids amused for hours as they sloganize every dirty word they can think of! At work, enter your boss's name or company logo to see how many embarassing slogans you can create and e-mail to co-workeers! Great at parties too.
HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU ENDURED THIS? You're on a road trip, and the kids are getting restless. They're screaming and fighting, and you're about to have a psychotic break and drive into the nearest tree. But wait--it's Advertising Slogan Generator to the rescue! Just log on and the kids can have fun and be creative too! (Laptop with cross-country wireless capability not included). Instead of crawling up your ass, they'll be busy coming up with gems like these:
When it absolutely, positively has to be farting overnight.
Break me off a piece of that poop.
Poppin fresh boogers.
Now, isn't that amazing? But wait--there's more!
WANT TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR OUR FINE ADMINISTRATION IN ITS TIME OF NEED? The Advertising Slogan Generator makes it easy to come up with great bumperstickers like these:
A day without Dubya is like a day without sunshine.
Choosy mothers choose Cheney.
A "Scooter" Libby a day helps you work, rest, and play.
ATTENTION ALL BLOGGERS! Scraping the bottom of the idea barrel and need a quick and easy post? Then the Advertising Slogan Generator is for you. Or maybe you're just starting a blog and need a name that will really make the bloggerati sit up and take notice! Well, if you've got the time, we've got the Advertising Slogan Generator!
Let's say you're thinking of naming your new blog "Daily Musings." All fine and good, but how about putting a little spin on it? Well, make it an Advertising Slogan Generator night and come up with great blog titles or subtitles like these:
America's most trusted daily musings.
The incredible, edible daily musings.
Only the crumbliest, flakiest daily musings.
See? Instant bloggertizing!
HERE'S SOME OF THE SENSATIONAL SLOGANS I generated for my blog! No need to add anything--it's a whole post in itself!
It's not TV. It's Shithouse Rat.
Have Shithouse rat your way.
Ding dong! Shithouse rat calling!
Things go better with Shithouse rat.
Shithouse rat--Australian for beer.
All the Shithouse rat that's fit to print.
I can't believe it's not Shithouse rat!
It takes a tough man to make a tender Shithouse rat.
I liked the Shithouse rat so much, I bought the company!
Got Shithouse rat?
Reach out and touch Shithouse rat.
You've got questons, we've got Shithouse rat.
Snap! Crackle! Shithouse rat!
Shithouse rat, the other white meat.
Strong enough for a man, made for a Shithouse rat.
There's no wrong way to eat a Shithouse rat.
All you add is Shithouse rat.
Let your Shithouse rat do the walking.
NOW, PEOPLE COME UP TO ME EACH AND EVERY DAY and ask me: Elvira, how on earth did you discover this amazing little tool? Well, it's very simple. It's what I like to call the "six degrees of blog separation." Here's how it works:
The other day, I was visiting the SENSATIONAL Neil Kramer at Citizen of the Month. Neil had just begun a gig at the WORLD FAMOUS Blogebrity, where he was doing a post a day on personal storytelling bloggers--and his very first Blogebrity post featured the site Dealing in Subterfuges by the PHENOMENAL blogger Jordan Baker!
Whiile I was checking out Jordan via Neil via Blogebrity, I happened to scroll down and came across Jordan's post on the whole generator phenomenon.. Jordan in turn had found out about it from the SUPER-CALO-FRAGOLISTIC-EXPI-ALI-DOCIOUS Hughes for America site.. Just click on their sites to see the HILARIOUS slogans they came up with for their blogs!
Remember, the Advertising Slogan Generator is not available in any store! So act now! And remember: tell 'em Shithouse rat sent you!
THE ADVERTISING SLOGAN GENERATOR. IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER.