Shithouse rat

I'm a bipolar writer in the Naked City. I'm not playing with a full deck. I don't have all my dots on the dice. My cheese is sliding off my cracker. I don't have both oars in the water. I'm a bubble off plum. In other words, I'm crazier than a shithouse rat. These are my stories. Comments--short or long, nasty or nice--always welcome!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Go ahead--call me a slut!


Slut
Originally uploaded by redking.
A blog slut, that is.

Hey, I can take it. I've been called worse before--by myself. Or maybe that was comment whore or blog pimp. I guess blog slut is even worse.

You guys are probably sick to death of seeing me pimp my Blogcritics posts. Well, sorry to say I've got another one to advertise, and it's a doozy!

It's a little thing I like to call:
Those army ads are BROILING my BUTT!.

I posted it here last July, before some of you and I had met.

So do stop by if you can and join the fray.

This has been an unpaid message from Elvira the Blogslut.

19 Comments:

At 1:26 PM, Blogger elvira black said...

PS:
No, that's not me in drag. Plus, my legs are nicer.

 
At 5:40 PM, Blogger dan said...

The army ads might be everywhere. But I'll tell you a secret.

I sent in for the free Boonie hat even though since I'm bipolar I can't enlist.

Shhhhh.

 
At 10:24 PM, Blogger !ce said...

I'm thankful that I haven't gotten any phone calls from army recruiters on one hand, but sad on the other because I'd like the chance to tell them that I'm gay. I've almost been tempted to walk into a recruiting station for this purpose. Personally, I think that those ads keep getting better and better. What I like to do, especially since I have satellite, is to mute the television, and put up the info screen, so that I'm blocking the commercials in both an auditory and visual sense.

In other fun news, I've been neglecting to mention this for a while, but SIK has had two of their members depart. The band, not the earth unfortunately. They have lost Jeremy Selby (bassist, manager, emotion) and Brandon Batton a.k.a. Brandon McNasty (vocals, samples, emotion). I'm sure we all grieve. Luckily, this hasn't stopped all four of their remaining cronies from mocking me on their message board. Spread 'da S.i.K.ness.

 
At 4:44 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Dan:
Can't enlist? Shit, I thought many of the enlistees must have been in a severe manic frenzy when they joined up!

 
At 4:46 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Ice:

SIK members quitting? Perish the thought? And what kind of instrument is "emotion," anyway?

 
At 6:50 AM, Blogger NewYorkMoments said...

Fuck it! Pimp your posts all you like! :-)

Dude was caught w/ his pants down...

 
At 9:02 AM, Blogger k o w said...

Pimp or die

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Maggs said...

I'm with KOW

pimpin' ain't easy

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Nikky Egland said...

Wow, that guy looks like a total psycho - awesome!

 
At 3:03 PM, Blogger !ce said...

Well, this is assuming that they actually have the emotions they are alleging.

I feel interesting and heavily medicated.

 
At 7:03 PM, Blogger Walker said...

So you say those aren't your legs.
Not to mention yours are nicer.
It's up to us to decide that.
Let's go pull them out or is that stick them out.LOL

 
At 7:27 PM, Blogger Washington Cube said...

I'll tell you what is really slutty. Enjoying watching men take their pants off. 0:)

 
At 8:40 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

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At 8:43 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

New York Moments:

Caught with his pants down? That blatant man-slut is trying to entice the whole internet!

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

KOW, Maggs:

Well, maybe not literally pimp or die--just maybe feel like you're dying if no one reads your rants. Sob...

 
At 8:46 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Nikky:
Psycho? You know how I adore psychos, being one myself.

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Ice:

You feel interesting and heavily medicated?

Well, rest assured, you are indeed interesting.

ARE you heavily medicated? Do you injest any foreign/illicit substances despite your vegan lifestyle, like River Pheonix did?

 
At 8:49 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Walker:

I wanna see your legs first! Down with those britches!

 
At 8:51 AM, Blogger elvira black said...

Washington Cube:

Kinda depends on the man and the pants in question.

But he is kinda cute, isn't he? That coy smile, that come-hither glint in his eyes....sigh....

 

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