Go ahead--call me a slut!
A blog slut, that is.
Hey, I can take it. I've been called worse before--by myself. Or maybe that was comment whore or blog pimp. I guess blog slut is even worse.
You guys are probably sick to death of seeing me pimp my Blogcritics posts. Well, sorry to say I've got another one to advertise, and it's a doozy!
It's a little thing I like to call:
Those army ads are BROILING my BUTT!.
I posted it here last July, before some of you and I had met.
So do stop by if you can and join the fray.
This has been an unpaid message from Elvira the Blogslut.
posted by elvira black @ 1:22 PM
18 Comments:
PS:
No, that's not me in drag. Plus, my legs are nicer.
The army ads might be everywhere. But I'll tell you a secret.
I sent in for the free Boonie hat even though since I'm bipolar I can't enlist.
Shhhhh.
I'm thankful that I haven't gotten any phone calls from army recruiters on one hand, but sad on the other because I'd like the chance to tell them that I'm gay. I've almost been tempted to walk into a recruiting station for this purpose. Personally, I think that those ads keep getting better and better. What I like to do, especially since I have satellite, is to mute the television, and put up the info screen, so that I'm blocking the commercials in both an auditory and visual sense.
In other fun news, I've been neglecting to mention this for a while, but SIK has had two of their members depart. The band, not the earth unfortunately. They have lost Jeremy Selby (bassist, manager, emotion) and Brandon Batton a.k.a. Brandon McNasty (vocals, samples, emotion). I'm sure we all grieve. Luckily, this hasn't stopped all four of their remaining cronies from mocking me on their message board. Spread 'da S.i.K.ness.
Dan:
Can't enlist? Shit, I thought many of the enlistees must have been in a severe manic frenzy when they joined up!
Ice:
SIK members quitting? Perish the thought? And what kind of instrument is "emotion," anyway?
Fuck it! Pimp your posts all you like! :-)
Dude was caught w/ his pants down...
Pimp or die
I'm with KOW
pimpin' ain't easy
Well, this is assuming that they actually have the emotions they are alleging.
I feel interesting and heavily medicated.
So you say those aren't your legs.
Not to mention yours are nicer.
It's up to us to decide that.
Let's go pull them out or is that stick them out.LOL
I'll tell you what is really slutty. Enjoying watching men take their pants off. 0:)
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New York Moments:
Caught with his pants down? That blatant man-slut is trying to entice the whole internet!
KOW, Maggs:
Well, maybe not literally pimp or die--just maybe feel like you're dying if no one reads your rants. Sob...
Nikky:
Psycho? You know how I adore psychos, being one myself.
Ice:
You feel interesting and heavily medicated?
Well, rest assured, you are indeed interesting.
ARE you heavily medicated? Do you injest any foreign/illicit substances despite your vegan lifestyle, like River Pheonix did?
Walker:
I wanna see your legs first! Down with those britches!
Washington Cube:
Kinda depends on the man and the pants in question.
But he is kinda cute, isn't he? That coy smile, that come-hither glint in his eyes....sigh....
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